“We'll call it, ‘Pushing for Paydar.’ The chancellor will sit in the swing and for a dollar, you can push him while making your donation to the student scholarship fund. People will LOVE it!” - Karen Lee
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We'll call it, "Pushing for Paydar." The chancellor will sit in the swing and for a dollar, you can push him while making your donation to the student scholarship fund. People will LOVE it!
Gentlemen, the hospital administrators have deemed swings too dangerous so we are closing the doors to the playground to open up a healthy option for our patients. It's really just an evolution of our continued efforts to fully comply with the Partnership for a Healthier America.
As you can see, gentlemen, there are four of us--but only three swings. I propose we draw straws.
Alright, I'll admit it. The measurements used building the swings for the annual employee swing-a-thon may have been just a little bit off.
"Well Gus, you always said you wanted to start a Swinger's Club. I guess I just didn't realize exactly what you had in mind!"
Forward & back, the research results can be replicated. It is a swing.
"So.... Which one of you is going to push me?"
Honestly, I left him right here! I was only go a second and now he is gone!
Alright gentlemen, let's get ready to lift on three...
You spent the ENTIRE physics budget on a SWINGSET?
You don't honestly expect us to sit in these, right?
Sorry Johnson. You know we only wear bowties on Wednesdays. You can't swing with us!
"And this, gentlemen, was the site of Chernobyl."
Sometimes I just can't believe you guys...this is not what the dean meant when he said "I wish I had swing like that in my backyard!"
You wanna swing, hand over your lunch money!
The principle is really very simple....you push, it flys forward and when it comes back, it hits you! Any questions?