"Put your back into it Hermie--president or not, you can't push start a dozer with one hand."

What does this lever do?... *CRASH*

Herman Wells always knew that IUPUI was really just IU's sidekick.. so he thought giving it toys would make it feel better about itself.

We'll get cavities out in no time with this new machine!

"Other universities have lawnmowers.. but we have THIS.  IUPUI ain't no little thing NOW!"

Lets take away some more parking for everyone that works here. Get goin!

So this is what you meant by "other duties as assigned".

Do you really think they will believe that you know how to drive this thing?

Who knew this was in the IU Car pool? 

Make sure that sting is tight around the tooth.......

This is a lot more fun than those fancy groundbreaking ceremonies with shiny shovels and a little dirt!

Do you think I will need an "A" parking pass for this thing?

Hold up, Maynard!  Nothing moves around here until I say it moves!!

This baby gets a half a mile a gallon and does a quarter mile in five minutes.

"We're just glad to have jobs in this economy"

University of Indianapolis!  If they try to change the name level it all!

Back in the day, they didn't make Tonka dozers like this! We had littler parts!

Whadda ya mean there's no parking on campus?  Here you go.......

"And that's how you tear down a building, boys."