The transformation occurs rather suddenly, so you might want to stand back...

I don't always drink...but when I do it's in a lab late friday night.

Science + GQ = "The Birth of Cool"

I'll have what he's having.

.....and I shall call it "Liquid Courage"

Despite a rousing performance of "Scotland the Brave," Dr. McKew was unable to secure funding to develop glass bagpipes.

Just 30 minutes a day and you can have awesome hair like mine.

(Results not typical. Side effects include excessive hair growth on arms and an inability to avoid floral ties. Other lab equipment not included. Taxes and shipping extra. Offer void where prohibited by law.)

MMMMM...tastes like chicken!

Officer, I don't know what caused the explosion.

Before drugs were bad.

Better living through chemistry!  Booyah!!

The ill fated effort to develop a cure for seeing in color provided positive early results.

Uh, Walter?  Perhaps you should leave the testing materials for the rats next time.

Doc, this is not what you think!  I can explain.

IU Health . . .

The strength it takes

We have got to include an air compressor in next year's budget. We are going through grad students like flies. Quick, take a picture of Harvey before we lose him to.

I didn't inhale.

A classroom demonstration in the new department of Bongology.

And with the last blow into the tube, Dexter created Sprite.

And with a soupcon of 'possum grease, it develops a piquant bouquet!