This doesn't look like the batmobile we ordered!

"Doctor, it's just as you suspected -- Made in China"

"We are SO sorry. But truly Dr. Bantz, you really do look great as a bat. At least now you have some hair on your head!"

Scientist 1,  "I think we may have a problem."

Scientist 2, "Why is that?"

Scientist 1,"What are we supposed to say when everyone asks where the department chair went?"

Scientist 1,"We'll just say she went a little batty."

Excellent credentials, but I don’t think HR will l let us hire him as our phlebotomist.

Let's tickle it and see what it does! Goochie Goohie goo! Isn't it cute!

I figured out why she wasn't having babies Dr Dorrian, Come take a look.

She's.............. a He.

Good thing you're wearing gloves, it could rub off on you!

Scientist 1: ...umm...I don't know...

Scientist 2: Go ahead! It tastes like chicken!

Although difficult to see….  This is the button they use to transform to a vampire!

Does it hurt here?  How about here?

This will solve our problems with flies in the clinical building.

The potion for super-strength clearly calls for eye of newt and wing of bat, so let's just get this over with.  One, two....

It is signed by Ozzy Osborne.

No, I DON'T see where it says 'Louisville Slugger'!

Not a single broken nail!

I'm pretty sure it's a frog you're supposed to lick.

(whispering through the side of his mouth) "Herb, get my tiny stake, mallet, and crucifix set. Salt the doorways and windows on your way back."

 See I told you it's a male

Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ??? 

Is this the bat signal Wayne was talking about?