• Winning Entry : Karen Proctor:  “Psst.  Fake a yawn Gilbert or he’ll never leave.”

  • Winning Entry: Eric Applegate:  “Helping nerds become men since 1971.”

  • Winning Entry : Meagan Lacy:  “I didn’t inhale.”

  • Winning Entry : Jeff Vessely:  “This IS a big deal Tonto.  Sammy Terry and Wilbur Snyder were here yesterday.”

  • Winning Entry : Robert Bullock:  ““Trust me, I’m a doctor.  Radiation is good for you!”

  • Winning Entry : Melanie Curfman:  “Donner, party of 6.”

  • Winning Entry : Rob Bullock:  “Clearly Dian Fossey’s first date was a precursor of things to come.”

  • Winning Entry : Robert Aull - "Put your back into it, Hermie--president or not, you can't push start a dozer with one hand."

  • Winning Entry : Robert E. Lawson - "How's your dinner, Pat? You know this is our last good meal before Chartwells takes over."

  • Winning Entry : Andy Smith - "Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ???"

  • Winning Entry: Susan Stanley- "The experimental process for immortalizing Ray's poetic silver tongue in a plaster cast did not end well."

  • Winning Entry: Bill Orme- "The 3d verse of "Ain't Gonna Study War No More" was suddenly interrupted by this bulletin from the White House..."