Winning Entry: "Brylcreem fumes had an almost aphrodisiacal effect on Ruby, turning her usual dour pout into a coquettish smile." - Robert Aull
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Winning Entry: "Who's having Decaf?" - Debra Kent
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Winning Entry: "The early Terminators were easy to spot..." - Clarence Brooks
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Winning Entry: "As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally inventer tongue piercing" - Karen Lee
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Winning Entry: “John Miller’s first attempt in the food truck business was a complete disaster.” - Catherine Calac
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Winning Entry: Peter Promiscuous - "How about now?" Chastity the Clown - "No, that is still bad touch." - Andy Smith
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Winning Entry: “So...Stevens, what are you going to do with YOUR Brylcreem rebate check??” - Michael Wilkinson
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Winning Entry: As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need.” - Andy Smith
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Winning Entry: "A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!" - Scott Strickler
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Winning Entry: “Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar; one more girl to break the bone in my collar!” - Robert Aull
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Winning Entry: “So I says to her, ‘Gertrude, you aren't keepin me from carvin' teeth with the guys, no mam, not this time.’” - Kristi Palmer
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Winning Entry : “My love for you doth grow, like the flowers from thy head. But dear, forsake the mulch, ere the King may think thee dead.” - Bill Orme
