• Winning Entry: Colgate's, "Squeak from the bottom." toothpaste line was the industry's first attempt at recyclable packaging. - Kristi Plamer.

  • Winning Entry: …and I created this out of used bulletins and scrap paper! - Melanie Curfman

  • Winning Entry: Early adopters of Title IX lacked much understanding as to the law's intent. - Andy Smith

  • Winning Entry: “Listen you four...quit cracking jokes. A 3-credit course on ‘Head Lice in Western Civilization’ is serious business.” - John Hazer

  • Winning Entry: “When the Administration says, ‘No smoking!’ they mean it!” - Lyna Gunderson

  • Winning Entry: “Any fool can tell this book isn't as big as the one in the display, but noooo we have to open the case and confirm...would serve him right if I accidently let this lid drop.” -  Robert Aull

  • Winning Entry: “Let me show you how we can magnify the impact of your gift!” - Ruth Hansen

  • Winning Entry: “It may be 10,140 km from Ho Chi Minh City to Honolulu but it's only 6,301 miles. Put that in your metric marketing pipe and smoke it!” - Fran Huehls

  • Winning Entry: “This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.” - Brandon M. White

  • Winning Entry: “Crap, I forgot my briefs again.” -  Gregory Hardin

  • Winning Entry: That awkward moment when everyone else in the room finds something interesting to look at and you don't. - Allison Mills

  • Winning Entry: Hahaha I see you were in your sister’s closet again! - Kassidy Loehmer