• Winning Entry: See me, feel me, touch me, heal me… - Steven Keller

  • Winning Entry: One thing is for certain: CrossFit looked a lot happier back in 1950. - Tyler Gonigam

  • Winning Entry: The judges ladled out praise to all four contestants; nevertheless, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife--would the three ladies have to fork over first place to Crewcut Carl and his minimalist WYSIWYG design? - Robert Aull

  • Winning Entry: Maybe he doesn’t know there is a pool in the union building. - Steven Keller

  • Winning Entry: Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay? - Robert Aull

  • Winning Entry: Uh oh, she's moving the newspaper...think unsexy thoughts...unsexy, unsexy, unsexy... - Michael Smoker

  • Winning Entry: Combining the DNA of a common housecat and Mr. Spock turned out to be easier than we expected. - James Patrick Marshall

  • Winning Entry: Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios. - Rob Bullock

  • Winning Entry: Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord!  It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht

  • Winning Entry: Sally cringed as Dr. Sheldon rested his hand on her back in that overly-familiar way. -Jane Alexander

  • Winning Entry - So THIS is how IUPUI professors determine the curve…. -Adam Davis

  • Winnin Entry: “’C’mon, Nursie, Santa wants a present too!’  Oh dear, somebody put too much brandy in the eggnog again!”  - John Eiszner