“How did you know that my barber was a fan of the Munchkins in the original Wizard of Oz?” - John Hazer
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Gene Hackman blocks out a scene for his upcoming movie "The Faculty Connection".
My thesis is on why "this hair" looks good!
You really think people will walk around with telephones in their pockets and handbags? Give me a break.
So you will be sitting in this little cubicle with the headphones----
Hmmm...is that a comma on his head or just an apostrophe?
I'm not gonna dooooo, what everyone thinks I'm gonna dooooo....I'm not gonna FREAK OUT!
I told you! This is my real hair.
& I told you! I really do need these glasses!
Agent Redford* receives intensive coaching on "blending in" for his deep-cover assignment (*not his real name)
Seriously we are phasing the pencil out. It will happen.
In a precursor to "The Donald," professor Yardley perfected his own version of the comb forward.
"With all due respect, I can recommend a barber--you should always try to project a professional image. And don't forget to wear a tie," said the professor to the student.
"Look, I know it's a small cubicle but you GOTTA get over your claustrophobia!" said the professor to his pyschology major student.
How did you know that my barber was a fan of the Munchkins in the orginal Wizard of Oz?
You see...testing anxiety can sometimes be cured with a boost in confidence...a sense of empowerment. I feel that in your situation maybe a little more gel and schlack might do the trick for overcoming your fear.
This, my young friend, is the "seat of learning" you've heard so much about. With these cutting-edge stereophonic headsets, we'll explore a brave new world of audiovisual technology. Read my mustached lips: NO MORE FILMSTRIPS.
Professor, I hate to be impolite, but I thought you might want to know that your toupee needs to be adjusted